#for... twelve years

[kradogsrats]

just fucking myself up irreparably while thinking about blorbos today

[kitsunecrows]

gods (and their reluctant wingmen)

[mylittleredgirl]

my new thing whenever an embarrassing memory jumps up out of some backwater neuron to t-bone my present-day thought process is to declare a statute of limitations. like i can burn down an entire building in the state where i live and the law deems it both unfair and illegal to prosecute me after six years have passed, i think that thing i said in high school can be expunged from my record.

[beggars-opera]

You: This sour patch kid would kill a victorian child!

The victorian child, who has been in the Peaky Blinders since the age of six and has already drunk more gin today than you have in a month:

[miss-americanbi]

was chatting with my brother about gravity falls (again) and i said something like “man, can you believe stan waited and worked for 30 years just for the chance to try and bring his brother back?” to which my brother responded, “yeah, it’s nuts when you think about it. i wonder if stan got trapped in the multiverse instead, if ford would do the same.” HELLO???

[tempo-takoyaki]

"It would be my pleasure to give you a proper tour and introduce you to everyone."

Here is my full illustration for @svsssbigbang for the fanfiction Night at Cang Qiong Museum by @adventure-waffles! An incredible Night at the Museum x Scum Villain AU! Don't hesitate to also check out the other two artists incredible pieces for this fanfiction: dustmeadowx and qiye!

And since I know that tumblr tends to destroy the quality of my illustrations, here are some close-ups under the cut:

[ivytwines]

[shadowqueendiangelo]

“I’m actually 24” that’d be my last straw i’d actually have to punch my best friend for that

[gaysesamestreetreject]

little spock drawing bc why not

[stil-lindigo]

the fox god.

a comic about a trickster.

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[supacutiepie]

No because no one will ever have enough power over me to convince me Steter is not a perfect ship just because "ew age gap much wtf?" 1- Stiles is played by a 26 y o actor the whole time my guy he never looked like some twinky teen I always saw him as older bc old tv played that way idkwtty 2- You're gonna look at me, and tell me Stiles did/does/will always have the power in that relationship? Oh yeah sure, Peter is the wolf, but Stiles?? Stiles would have that bitch on his knees in a second and 3- Peter canonically adores Stiles. The one person he has never: Lied to, harmed, traded for Peter's gain. Stiles is the only person Peter has ever relied upon and trusted and I STG Stiles is literally the Hale's anchor. The entire remaining Hale Pack depends on Stiles to survive mentally. 4- Stiles never once doubted Peter could kill him, but he also very quickly figured out that Peter wouldn't unless there was a very good reason which is: Stiles shot first. Stiles would have to not only be the aggressor, but be the one in the wrong. And despite all the bad Stiles ha guilt for, Peter never once saw him as wrong.

[incorrectbatfamandfriends]

Dick: As your favorite sibling-

Tim: That’s Helena.

Dick: She’s a cousin at best. As you’re favorite legally related sibling-

Tim: That’s Cass.

Dick: As your favorite Brother-

Tim: That’s Duke.

Dick: As your favorite OLDER brother-

Tim: That’s Jason.

Dick: I never tried to kill you.

Tim: In this life no-

[amariram]

I never know if I should recommend this series or mind my own business because, you know, ✨trauma✨

[sacklumi]

were coming after you youre gonna sooolve that myster Wait wrong show

[critterbitter]

Sharing food’s a language of love, I think.

(A Reprise to the twins gifting earmuffs to Elesa)

BONUS:

For more submas shenanigans, come look here at the masterpost!

[morganbritton132]

Want to make a minor adjustment to my Steve With Much Older Siblings post from yesterday. I think it’d be a much more interesting dynamic if he’s actually their half sibling from an affair.

Their father had an affair with his secretary and then married her when she got pregnant. It broke up their family and they blamed Steve for it for years.

When they stayed over for their weekend with Dad, they were either outright cruel to him or pretended he didn’t exist. When they were old enough to stop coming over, they did. It’s only after growing up and maturing that (most of) his siblings were able to acknowledge that Steve was never at fault for their family breaking up.

They tried to mend their relationship with him, especially after realizing how absent his parents are, but by then Steve was old enough to build up his own resentment. It’s an uphill battle.

It’s a lot of actually coming around for holidays and a lot of teasing when they do. It’s actually picking the phone when the hospital calls, something that’s happening with increasing frequency.

Steve has never asked any of them for anything until one day, he shows up on Richie’s front porch smelling like death and gasoline. He’s got blood drying all over him and is visibly shaking, and Richie thinks that he’s been hurt in the earthquake but Steve barely acknowledges the concern, “I need you to represent my friend.”

“What?”

“You’re the only lawyer I know, and -“ Steve takes a big shuttering breath. “They’ll kill him, Rich. He never hurt anybody but no one will listen. They’ll lock him up and it won’t be fair, and Dustin can’t… I never ask you for anything but. But I need…”

“Eddie Munson?” He asks incredulous. “You’re friends with Eddie Munson?”